Dante Never Would Have Made It Through Hell

The United Friends of Futility

Thanks UF.

When Rubber Bands Go Bad

For whatever reason I needed a big rubber band recently. Fortunately, I have an adequate stash for just such events. So imagine my disappointment when I found this...



I mean... what's the shelf live of a rubber band for Chrysler's sake? Rassa frassa snicken fricken frakkin gul-dern burnin blammit...

Dirty Pretty Things - Tired of England

Don't drink yourself to a lonely death
In casinos on crystal meth
Don't drink yourself to a lonely death
In casinos on crystal meth

Fox News Reports Joe Biden's Gaffe - Dailyshow

Fox News should spell check before reporting on Joe Biden's gaffe....

read more | digg story

G's and On This Day.

It's been a while since I've played this...

This week’s WWC. G's and On This Day.


Give & Go


On this day... the moon was full. (Last Saturday as a matter of fact.)

Here’s the rules

Which Suit?

Which suit should I wear today? Brave New World or New World Order?

Bale Out - RevoLucian's Christian Bale Remix!

The first remix, feat. the inevitable Barba Streisand.

read more | digg story

No comments required. Nice work.

My Daisy Chain

I'm sure my case of hyperlink A.D.D. is not unique by any stretch of the imagination. I see one shiny page only to have my attention snagged by something shinier and so on and so on. Today I found a couple cools sites that I thought I'd share.

I started with one of my favorites Unremitting Failure and his commentary of childhood or lack there of which took me to Kissyfaces awful experience with a male babysitter (btw Kissyface was one of my nicknames in high school). From there I saw 1001 Rules for My Unborn Son which finally led me to The Impossible Cool.

So much content, so little time. Now if there were only a way to make money at this.

The Daily Show - Deliberative Disorder

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Crisis in the Senate - Deliberative Disorder

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

I know this is a few days old, but this is classic TDS from 1/6/09.

• Maryland or one of those states that should wear be wearing a helmut
• Norm Coleman is a big fat liar that eats his own dingleberries
• Roland Burris - Ron Johnson reference, his resume on his mausoleum and God chose him
• Caroline Kennedy oratory skills and mice in her vagina

Joe the Plumber to become war correspondent

Joe the Plumber is taking on a new job. The Ohio man, who became famous during the U.S. presidential campaign after asking Barack Obama about his tax plan, is heading to Israel as a war correspondent for a conservative Web site called pjtv.com...

read more | digg story

We can only hope and pray this numb nut doesn't get killed over there and become the modern right's next martyr. Also, I'm still waiting to hear from someone who can tell me why a butt munch like JTP gives a shit about Israel and the Jews. JTP strikes me as one notch away from a skinhead who'd smite anything that wasn't white, evangelical and had a nut sack. When did rednecks from northern Ohio become so sensitive to the Israeli cause?

Milky Way and Andromeda will collide sooner than expected

The Milky Way and the Andromeda galaxies are on a collision course and will hit one another earlier than scientists had previously predicted.

read more | digg story

Holy crap! I have less time then I thought!